Che’s Granddaughter

The People’s Cube is without a doubt one of the best political satire sites ever. If you read the sidebar they have as news stories not covered a pretty funny way, and about 100% accurate which makes it all even funnier.  If you are into politics in the USA spend a few minutes on the site and you’ll be a convert like me.

She would convince me  to go communist for a good ten minutes or so but that’s about it.  Then we’d clean up and I’d kick her out on her rear.  I know this is all silly. You need to be silly every now and then.  Seriously check out The People’s Cube and you’ll see titles and features like the following.

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I’m a home grown American citizen, 53, registered Democrat all my life. Before the last presidential election I registered as a Republican because I no longer felt the Democratic Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. Now I no longer feel the Republican Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me.

The fact is I no longer feel any political party or representative in Washington represents my views or works to pursue the issues important to me. There must be someone. Please tell me who you are.

Please stand up and tell me that you are there and that you’re willing to fight for our Constitution as it was written. Please stand up now. You might ask yourself what my views and issues are that I would horribly feel so disenfranchised by both major political parties. What kind of nut job am I? Will you please tell me?

Well, these are briefly my views and issues for which I seek representation:

One, illegal immigration. I want you to stop coddling illegal immigrants and secure our borders. Close the underground tunnels. Stop the violence and the trafficking in drugs and people. No amnesty, not again. Been there, done that, no resolution. P.S., I’m not a racist. This isn’t to be confused with legal immigration.

Two, the TARP bill, I want it repealed and I want no further funding supplied to it. We told you no, but you did it anyway. I want the remaining unfunded 95% repealed. Freeze, repeal.

Three: Czars, I want the circumvention of our checks and balances stopped immediately. Fire the czars. No more czars. Government officials answer to the process, not to the president. Stop trampling on our Constitution and honor it.

Four, cap and trade. The debate on global warming is not over. There is more to say.

Five, universal health care. I will not be rushed into another expensive decision.

Don’t you dare try to pass this in the middle of the night and then go on break. Slow down!

Six, growing government control. I want states rights and sovereignty fully restored. I want less government in my life, not more. Shrink it down. Mind your own business. You have enough to take care of with your real obligations. Why don’t you start there.

Seven, ACORN. I do not want ACORN and its affiliates in charge of our 2010 census. I want them investigated. I also do not want mandatory escrow fees contributed to them every time on every real estate deal that closes. Stop the funding to ACORN and its affiliates pending impartial audits and investigations. I do not trust them with taking the census over with our taxpayer money. I don’t trust them with our taxpayer money. Face up to the allegations against them and get it resolved before taxpayers get any more involved with them.

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, hello. Stop protecting your political buddies. You work for us, the people. Investigate.

Eight, redistribution of wealth. No, no, no. I work for my money. It is mine. I have always worked for people with more money than I have because they gave me jobs. That is the only redistribution of wealth that I will support. I never got a job from a poor person. Why do you want me to hate my employers? Why ‑‑ what do you have against shareholders making a profit?

Nine, charitable contributions. Although I never got a job from a poor person, I have helped many in need. Charity belongs in our local communities, where we know our needs best and can use our local talent and our local resources. Butt out, please. We want to do it ourselves.

Ten, corporate bailouts. Knock it off. Sink or swim like the rest of us. If there are hard times ahead, we’ll be better off just getting into it and letting the strong survive. Quick and painful. Have you ever ripped off a Band‑Aid? We will pull together. Great things happen in America under great hardship. Give us the chance to innovate. We cannot disappoint you more than you have disappointed us.

Eleven, transparency and accountability. How about it? No, really, how about it? Let’s have it. Let’s say we give the buzzwords a rest and have some straight honest talk. Please try ‑‑ please stop manipulating and trying to appease me with clever wording. I am not the idiot you obviously take me for. Stop sneaking around and meeting in back rooms making deals with your friends.

It will only be a prelude to your criminal investigation. Stop hiding things from me.

Twelve, unprecedented quick spending. Stop it now.

Take a breath. Listen to the people. Let’s just slow down and get some input from some nonpoliticians on the subject. Stop making everything an emergency. Stop speed reading our bills into law. I am not an activist. I am not a community organizer. Nor am I a terrorist, a militant or a violent person. I am a parent and a grandparent. I work. I’m busy. I’m busy. I am busy, and I am tired. I thought we elected competent people to take care of the business of government so that we could work, raise our families, pay our bills, have a little recreation, complain about taxes, endure our hardships, pursue our personal goals, cut our lawn, wash our cars on the weekends and be responsible contributing members of society and teach our children to be the same all while living in the home of the free and land of the brave.

I entrusted you with upholding the Constitution. I believed in the checks and balances to keep from getting far off course. What happened? You are very far off course.

Do you really think I find humor in the hiring of a speed reader to unintelligently ramble all through a bill that you signed into law without knowing what it contained? I do not. It is a mockery of the responsibility I have entrusted to you. It is a slap in the face.

I am not laughing at your arrogance. Why is it that I feel as if you would not trust me to make a single decision about my own life and how I would live it but you should expect that I should trust you with the debt that you have laid on all of us and our children. We did not want the TARP bill. We said no. We would repeal it if we could. I am sure that we still cannot. There is such urgency and recklessness in all of the recent spending.

From my perspective, it seems that all of you have gone insane.

I also know that I am far from alone in these feelings. Do you honestly feel that your current pursuits have merit to patriotic Americans? We want it to stop. We want to put the brakes on everything that is being rushed by us and forced upon us. We want our voice back. You have forced us to put our lives on hold to straighten out the mess that you are making. We will have to give up our vacations, our time spent with our children, any relaxation time we may have had and money we cannot afford to spend on you to bring our concerns to Washington. Our president often knows all the right buzzword is unsustainable. Well, no kidding. How many tens of thousands of dollars did the focus group cost to come up with that word? We don’t want your overpriced words. Stop treating us like we’re morons.

We want all of you to stop focusing on your reelection and do the job we want done, not the job you want done or the job your party wants done. You work for us and at this rate I guarantee you not for long because we are coming. We will be heard and we will be represented.

You think we’re so busy with our lives that we will never come for you?

We are the formerly silent majority, all of us who quietly work , pay taxes, obey the law, vote, save money, keep our noses to the grindstone and we are now looking up at you.

You have awakened us, the patriotic spirit so strong and so powerful that it had been sleeping too long. You have pushed us too far. Our numbers are great. They may surprise you.

For every one of us who will be there, there will be hundreds more that could not come. Unlike you, we have their trust. We will represent them honestly, rest assured. They will be at the polls on voting day to usher you out of office. We have canceled vacations. We will use our last few dollars saved. We will find the representation among us and a grassroots campaign will flourish. We didn’t ask for this fight. But the gloves are coming off. We do not come in violence, but we are angry. You will represent us or you will be replaced with someone who will. There are candidates among us when hewill rise like a Phoenix from the ashes that you have made of our constitution.

Democrat, Republican, independent, libertarian. Understand this. We don’t care. Political parties are meaningless to us. Patriotic Americans are willing to do right by us and our Constitution and that is all that matters to us now. We are going to fire all of you who abuse power and seek more. It is not your power. It is ours and we want it back. We entrusted you with it and you abused it. You are dishonorable. You are dishonest. As Americans we are ashamed of you. You have brought shame to us. If you are not representing the wants and needs of your constituency loudly and consistently, in spite of the objections of your party, you will be fired. Did you hear? We no longer care about your political parties. You need to be loyal to us, not to them. Because we will get you fired and they will not save you. If you do or can represent me, my issues, my views, please stand up. Make your identity known. You need to make some noise about it. Speak up. I need to know who you are. If you do not speak up, you will be herded out with the rest of the sheep and we will replace the whole damn congress if need be one by one. We are coming. Are we coming for you? Who do you represent? What do you represent? Listen. Because we are coming. We the people are coming.

Sign the petition: An open letter to our nation’s leadership

Dear President Obama:

You are the thirteenth President under whom I have lived and unlike any of the others, you truly scare me.

You scare me because after months of exposure, I know nothing about you.

You scare me because I do not know how you paid for your expensive Ivy League education and your upscale lifestyle and housing with no visible signs of support.

You scare me because you did not spend the formative years of youth growing up in America and culturally you are not an American.

You scare me because you have never run a company or met a payroll.

You scare me because you have never had military experience, thus don’t understand it at its core.

You scare me because you lack humility and ‘class’, always blaming others.

You scare me because for over half your life you have aligned yourself with radical extremists who hate America and you refuse to publicly denounce these radicals who wish to see America fail.

You scare me because you are a cheerleader for the ‘blame America’ crowd and deliver this message abroad.

You scare me because you want to change America to a European style country where the government sector dominates instead of the private sector.

You scare me because you want to replace our health care system with a government controlled one.

You scare me because you prefer ‘wind mills’ to responsibly capitalizing on our own vast oil, coal and shale reserves.

You scare me because you want to kill the American capitalist goose that lays the golden egg which provides the highest standard of living in the world.

You scare me because you have begun to use ‘extortion’ tactics against certain banks and corporations.

You scare me because your own political party shrinks from challenging you on your wild and irresponsible spending proposals.

You scare me because you will not openly listen to or even consider opposing points of view from intelligent people.

You scare me because you falsely believe that you are both omnipotent and omniscient.

You scare me because the media gives you a free pass on everything you do.

You scare me because you demonize and want to silence the Limbaughs, Hannitys, O’Relllys and Becks who offer opposing, conservative points of view.

You scare me because you prefer controlling over governing.

Finally, you scare me because if you serve a second term I will probably not feel safe in writing a similar letter in 8 years.

Lou Pritchett

Whitacre Vows to ‘Learn About Cars’ as Chairman of New GM Board

That is the title of a news story at Bloomberg. Click it and read how Obama’s new head knows nothing about cars or the entire industry, yet this is the person who will turn the company around?

What a joke America is becoming right before our eyes. Obama is taking us down one step at a time and sooner or later the people will be threatened directly and then who knows what the future brings.

Dancing with the Czars: Obama’s New State-Run Show - click for yet another fantastic article on Obama and the Czars. All Hail!

President Obama did the Unthinkable!

To personalize this for you so you understand it fast just imagine there is a maniac outside your house and he is screaming at you and your family daily saying that he is going to kill everyone in your family and burn your house to the ground. He is mad and tells all the neighbors he is going to kill you and burn your house down.

For years the nation of Iran has pledged to kill us. They want to destroy America because we represent Freedom, or at least did represent Freedom.  Iran wants the entire world to bow to Mecca and worship Allah and anyone who disagrees is an infidel and needs to die.

The current President Of Iran pledges weekly to destroy the Great Satan (America)

Our President has just said publicly that Iran has a right to develop nukes.  Yes he said that as they do not allow inspections and can do as they please in their nation.

Yet Obama now gave them the go ahead so later this year they have nuclear weapons.

It doesn’t stop there, they bought long range missiles from North Korea last year and with the tech have now developed their own ballistic missiles.

 We are in trouble and our President is acting like a madman

That crazy guy shouting he wants you all dead has now been told by the Obama administration that he can sit outside your house with a Bazooka.   “Im going to kill your whole family”  he is shouting while loading his bazooka. Tick Tock…

Now do you feel safe?  This is reality as of NOW.  We voted for this?

No one would have voted for our President if he told us he would lie even on this issue.
That is correct he lied to the entire nation when he said we would never allow Iran to get nuclear weapons. Well is there really anyone who doesn’t know that they are building them? There couldn’t be anyone that dense here right?

Lies on top of Lies

Now the tally is incredible for President Obama.  He has not told the truth on any policy, not the 250K limit on ‘no new taxes’, not wiretaps and the Patriot Act, not getting our troops out of Iraq, and not get our troops out of Afghanistan.  In fact he just sent 15K more troops into Afghanistan.   This is just one more lie added to the monstrous lies of ” We don’t want to run the car industry’, We respect human rights’, ‘We’ll release the photos’ , No more earmarks (thousands per bill now)

Hey weren’t we leaving Afghanistan according to Obama?

It is time to wake up fast America and realize things aren’t as they should be and we have a President that seems to be doing everything against the wishes of the people of the United States.

At the same time the media applauds!  Yah we are all heading to destruction.  Yah!

My advice to every American is to exercise your Constitutional right to bear arms, and never ever give up that right to any government. Do it now and promise your family and neighbors openly to assist any Americans facing gun confiscations as an assault on the Bill of Rights is coming. It is now just a matter of time.

Summation

FACT:  Iran Pledges to destroy the United States of America and has a President who almost daily states this and calls America the Great Satan.

FACT: President Obama just gave Iran and any nation the green light to develop nukes, as the US has no way to monitor anything that Iran does. It does not allow inspections and does not care for the International bodies that regulate nukes.

FACT:  President Obama refuses to complete the fence along the border with Mexico so America can tell what is coming into the country.

FACT:  We are in the worst position the United States has ever been in since our Revolution.  We will lose a city or more soon thanks to President Obama.

Is this not giving aid and comfort to our enemies?  I live in NYC and am not too happy as my city is the prime target of fanatical Islamic nuts.  I’m not happy in the least.  Thank You Obama make life even harder as we wait for a nuke.

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Second America Revolution Countdown

There is a lot to laugh at these days in politics.  Here are the recent submissions.

Poor Hillary will never be President for as long as Obama is. If Zero gets a second terms with the help of a corrupt biased media Hillary will be a figure of the past in just a few years as she will be nearly 70 come the next Presidential election.  Dick Morris has a great write up on how well Obama has destroyed her and Bill Clinton.  For those of you who don’t know Dick Morris is the guy who saved Clinton’s Presidency with his advice.  Click here 

Why We Call Obama Zero

Obama has already done more economic damage to America than Bush could have dreamed of. We seem to get people in the White House in both parties who care not for reality or America.

President Obama though makes us look back fondly on our last monkey President Bush. Hard to believe that the Bush years were stellar compared to what is now in store for us all in the new Fascist America under Obama.  See Lies Obama Told me

The fake issue of Global Warming is a prime example of humor in politics. Only in ‘modern’ society does the media and the left want to base actual policy on fake science.  I wonder if the Earth continues to cool for even longer than it already has. ( we’ve been cooling for over 10  years now!  LINK. )

This doesn’t stop the global warming religion from still pressing on with their propaganda.  Now we in America are about to be hit hard with a huge fake tax called carbon credits that will make everything sold in every store go up in price.

Infaltion and more inflation is on the way courtesy of those loving Democrats.  Let us all give them a hug why don’t we.  They are only destroying America and freedom after all.

The People’s Cube! A site for our times. 

If you haven’t gone over to the People’s Cube, do so now. If you love Freedom and want some humor to get you past the daily erosion of America and freedom check them out. Click this next photo or the one above.

Bailout?

More like an Inconvenient Fart !

This next Election could result in bloodshed as the polls will be watched for all of the fake Acorn votes coming our way now courtesy of your tax dollars. Obama plans on giving the voter fraud communist organization 6 billion dollars. He even has Rahm Emanuel taking over the census from the White House so they can make up people and give liberal Democrats some free seats in the House of Representatives.  Can you imagine that one! We are letting a communist voter fraud group exposed daily now and charged in 14 states (would be a lot more but leftists and Obama are squashing dissent in the courts now) count up American citizens! If this isn’t funny, then it has to be simpley one of the scariest situations America has ever faced.  We live in interesting times.   See ACORN Fraud

It is getting so funny in America that old classics such as the AWNAA ( Americans With No Abilities Act) is somehow seeming so real that posters all think it is. (Click Photo Below)  Thanks Obama, your royal Zeroness for making America a laughingstock.  Sure we all want to be like Europe.  Sure you keep thinking that all the way up to election day in November of 2010 and 2012, if you can make it there without getting impeached for crimes against the Constitution.

Has anyone here noticed that Obama can be making a speech to the G20 yet still manages to always tell us how wonderful Islam is? How is it that we have a supposed Christian President who bows to the Saudi King, and has memorized the Koran while growing up Muslim in Indonesia ( lived there until he was 14 and grew up Muslim and anti-American) Funny how the media hid that fact as best as they could to get him elected.  All hail Islam! Im sure there will be yet another ‘ Islam is great, Allah is Great speech from the White House shortly.  Seems to me that Obama is truly a Trojan President in the sense of the Manchurian candidate.  Click Here for Obama the Trojan President

Just 6 months in and already Fascism is taking hold in America.

If you’d like to contribute see my humor blog here

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Obama is truly the Great Zero, America is catching on finally. Only Trillions of dollars in damage and runaway inflation next year ( 2010 and 2011).  When people cannot afford to live or buy anything in stores thanks to Obama’s printing money like Germany in the 1920s, even the left will wake up.  Stay tuned to the funniest or saddest aspect of this all, real life in America 2009.

Submitted by Daman 

Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter $0.00 dollars

Having Michelle Obama serve your soup $0.00 dollars

A homeless person who is receiving government funded meals while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 BlackBerry cell phone…  Priceless

Submitted by Daman

I just love Judge Napolitan.  Here is today’s ( TAX DAY) episode on the Tea Party movement that is ignored by the mainstream media even with tens of thousands now attending these rallies. Whereas Al Sharpton can get 4 people to protest a fake racial incident and get coverage nationwide.

The American people see this more and more and this is the downfall of Obama, the mainstream media and the creeping Fascism that America now faces.

The Obama We Knew But Denied

What if an American President campaigned as a pragmatic centrist, promised tax cuts to 95% of the American people and pledged himself to a new era of government honesty, openness and bipartisanship, but never had any of those intentions?  The result might be a cabinet full of tax cheats, political cronies and lobbyists, and a president peddling an overstuffed budget of liberal dream-schemes at a time when the American economy can least afford an extra nickel for folderol or fiddling. 
Meanwhile Rome is burning. 
President Obama rolls the dice and grabs a can of kerosene.    CLICK TO CONTINUE

We’re Going to Have an Inflationary Depression

America will have it’s first Depression of this century.  Peter Schiff has been right for all along, and common sense is needed to save America.  Unfortunately the lunatics are running the asylum and we have already guaranteed a depression.  Click Here for News Video - continued

2nd American Revolution Countdown

Obama’s Backward Economics

“Barack Obama claims that Americans can only stave off economic disaster by trillions in government spending–which means trillions of dollars taxed or borrowed to finance government make-work programs,” said Yaron Brook, executive director of the Ayn Rand Center for Individual Rights. “Obama-nomics couldn’t be more wrong. “Prosperity requires that the government drastically cut government spending. That way, as much real capital as possible will remain in private hands, and be put to productive use by entrepreneurs to create valuable goods and services to sell at home and abroad. By taxing and inflating our wealth away, Obama will simply be creating more of the crushing debt that brought about the current crisis.”   Click to continue

Guilt Quiz & Guilt Level Chart: Tools for the Guilted Age

Now that the properly conditioned guilt-ridden voters have elected the first Certified-Oppressed-Minority™ president, America has officially entered a new Guilted Age. The Guilted Age is similar to the Gilded Age, only instead of being motivated by the acquisition of gold, the nation is motivated by the distribution of Guilt™.   Click to Continue

A few more funnies and I’m off to a Tea Party!

The Obama Tax Cut Fever Spreads ( BS)

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