Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)
By admin on Nov 17, 2008 in Blogging, Politics, Social Media
WASHINGTON, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many Americans. President Elect Obama will have the opportunity to sign the The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) which is being hailed as a major legislation by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
‘Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,’ said California Senator Barbara Boxer.
We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they do a better job, or have some idea of what they are doing.”
Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency the single largest U.S employer of Persons of Inability.
The President pointed to the success of the US Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack job skills, making this agency the single largest US employer of Persons of Inability.
Private sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%),and home improvement “warehouse” stores (65%) The DMV also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability. (63%)
Under The Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million ‘middle man’ positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.
Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given, to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations which maintain a significant level of Persons of Inability in middle positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.
Finally, the AWNA ACT contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Non-abled, banning discriminatory iinterview questions such as “Do you have any goals for the future?” or “Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?”
‘As a Non-abled person, I can’t be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,’ said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan.
“This new law should really help people like me.” With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens can finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Senator Ted Kennedy, “It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation.
Attention: This is a joke, but not far from reality. As we are about to enter an age (with Obama taking office) of up is down and right is wrong. Prime example is the new Hitler or Stalin Youth Program to be created called Civil Service Defense Organization.
This is complete with uniforms, and pay, and maybe nice leather boots too. See video of Obama’s Chief of Staff talking about how 18-25 year olds ( the very people who elected Obama) will soon be forced to mandatory service. Click this to watch. Be afraid and aware from this day forward.
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MrChris | Nov 17, 2008 | Reply
LOL this is better than The Onion.
Lord_Unseen | Nov 17, 2008 | Reply
Can you please provide relevant links to places outside your site? It would help your credibility quite a bit… Unless, of course, you have no outside sources and all you’re doing is spewing a bunch of bullshit… But, that couldn’t be it, right?
admin | Nov 18, 2008 | Reply
Lord Unseen - I think you forgot to read the part at the end that says this is a joke.
Benson | Nov 18, 2008 | Reply
Hey Unseen Jackass,
The fact that you thought this was sourced material after the first five words proves the point.
Thank you Jackass!
dlisuk | Nov 19, 2008 | Reply
Hey benson jackass-
“Congress is considering sweeping legislation” yep pretty hard to imagine being sourced. Also I am 99% sure that unseen wasn’t talking about the part where the author claims this is a joke but is close to reality then links to his own podcast as backup. Personally i don’t know what the chief of staff soudns like, so an audio clip of him saying “college students should get civil defense training” hardly makes me think nazi germany is here (it could easily have been faked, why does the reporter have a video camera, and why isn’t this on a credible news source). When I hear bush state that you “either with us or against us” or defending torture, I typically think nazi germany a lot faster than a chief of staff suggesting community service.
piedpiper | Nov 19, 2008 | Reply
hahahaha lug-nut twister. oh man that was funny. when i first started reading this my blood began to boil…then i uh…caught myself and laughed with relief instead. but yes i agree, this is not far from the truth. i know a few lazies who demand help financially when all they wanna do is make music and they said they DONT want to go to college. i told them if i make some money im not sharing it with them!!! ooooo!! lol anyways yeh lame shit
BiasedGirl | Nov 19, 2008 | Reply
Good Stuff. We are so close to being there it’s scary.
ShouldIleave? | Nov 19, 2008 | Reply
Fuckin A man.
Danny | Nov 21, 2008 | Reply
Awesomely funny, and i heard about the militias… i mean the civil service defense organization, obama wants to set up.
and dlisuk, when bush said “you’re either with us or against us” he was talking about fighting terrorism. is terrorism good now???
way to take something out of context and use it for your own agenda…
John | Nov 23, 2008 | Reply
Well I have to tell you being whatever your title is, is not as important as what you do.
We had only 24 senators of 74 that voted against the financial bail out package
Both Obama & McCain voted yes
So the problem is we have to many stupid senators but lets just blame the UAW.
Japan can build a pick up with less people & pay less money than the big three but sell them at the same price, so you screwing who here at least the big three hirer more people with better pay.
I wrote my Senators and they voted NO for the finical bail out who did you write to
tarpon | Nov 24, 2008 | Reply
That’s what Obama said he wanted, equality of outcome. I assume you pay the no-abled the same as the highly skilled.
But doesn’t this bring up the whole ‘why work if the pies are free’?
Mark | Nov 24, 2008 | Reply
dlisuk
“college students should get civil defense training”
Civil Defense Training is NOT community service… Is a militia a community service???
“either with us or against us”
I think he was speaking about the AssHoles and the like minded that destroyed the WTC and 3800 lives…
People who seem to be on the left seem blinded by there hate for Bush and their perceived popularity for it.. It is cool to Hate Bush and Be for Obama doesn’t matter WHY!!!
JimBob | Nov 24, 2008 | Reply
haha, you lost. Sucks to be you. But please, for the sake of all that is holy, continue being bitter about it.
Rifleman | Nov 26, 2008 | Reply
FACT: The reason why any humor is successful is because it contains an alement of truth.
CONCLUSION: The reason why this is hilarious is because ….
admin | Nov 26, 2008 | Reply
Why are there so many people who come right to the comments without reading the article? Maybe also that line that clearly states Attention: This is a joke, but not far from reality?
I know this is so very close to reality as many have pointed out, but really? There are people posting comments here like Jimbob above who said “haha, you lost. Sucks to be you. But please, for the sake of all that is holy, continue being bitter about it.”
Jimbob if you are for real, you are a sad excuse for a free thinking independent man. Sorry but that’s a fact.
For you to say what you did it shows you are some lowlife lazy piece of s$#t. I’m a blunt man and you need help.
You wouldn’t be upset that your tax dollars would go for support of lazy creatures like described in this FAKE bill. I know as a fact also that you voted for Obama. How do I know that? Hmmmmm.
timeandagain | Nov 29, 2008 | Reply
lord unseen is just angry that his picture was used in this article…
admin | Nov 29, 2008 | Reply
Hey guys one last foot forward - this election has changed much. More than you think. I say Obama will not be President in January. Here’s why let’s see who has the last laugh.
http://www.earthfrisk.com/blog/?p=135
If that isn’t enough just look at the title -
Shocker: Why Obama WILL NOT Be President in January
Looseleaf | Dec 1, 2008 | Reply
Goodness, such a bunch of frightened people here. Do you all tremble behind your barred and bolted doors, afraid of the imagined commie/pinko takeover?
You have nothing to fear but fear itself.
admin | Dec 1, 2008 | Reply
Yeah and fear of someone who isn’t even a natural born citizen who to this date is hiding his original birth cert so he can illegally become President. Nothing to fear except that perhaps.
Spoonful o' Sugar | Dec 2, 2008 | Reply
No hiding behind bolted doors here. Do you blindly believe everything you’re told? Follow blithly along without questioning or examining what you’re throwing your support behind?
Examining, questioning and challenging is not fear. It’s intelligence.
Breeze | Dec 2, 2008 | Reply
What’s really bad (and made me wonder for a sec if this was REALLY a joke) was the Barbara Boxer “quote” in the first paragraph. She’s the one who told of how her office received so many letters, emails, faxes, and calls protesting the (first) so-called bailout, then went on to say “They (the taxpayers) just don’t understand!” and voted “yes” anyway. Biotch should be in prison, along with the rest who sold us out, ESPECIALLY Pelosi, Reid, Dodd, Franks, and…0BAMA.
Spoonful o' Sugar | Dec 3, 2008 | Reply
This appears to be moderated (lag between hitting submit and the post actually appearing). I’ve posted a couple of comments pointing out the link between this civilialn security force and the Supreme Court ruling against banning guns. Neither of them have appeared after being sumitted. Are they being moderated for some reason? If so I’d appreciate an explanation of why they’re not being allowed. Thanks!