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Here is a great piece that I first saw on Delicios, then saw again on stumbleupon. Thought everyone here might like it too since great works and articles like this tend to get buried. I love that last part too. There's always room for a couple of beers. Remember that, it is so true.
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Now that's a cool philosophy of life. So so true. If you haven't clicked on the link and read Mayo and Beer DO SO now. You will love it, I promise.
Gilligan, fan of the Island I see? Ever wonder how the Professor can make engines, steam power, solar power, equipment, wood cars and he can't or couldn't design a damned boat? lol They could have got off that Island long ago. I think he was doing Ginger and didn't want to leave. His line " Am I not the most intelligent and handsome man on the Island? I can hear his bs now.
You're right it is a great way at looking at life. Reminds me of that half empty or half full glass of water. I prefer to think that the glass is simply half the size needed, but that's another story.
Fill your life with those bog golf balls first is the lesson. So so so true.
Anything with Beer in it has my vote. It is a cool philosophy though. One thing on it is if your job is just a pebble, your life would see mrather non-eventful as we tend to work 8 plus hours a day. That's one damned big pebble if you ask me.
Beautiful and puts life into perspective I'd say. Except I would substitue the beer for weed. Although I don't know how that would work with the jar. :)
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Now that's a cool philosophy of life. So so true. If you haven't clicked on the link and read Mayo and Beer DO SO now. You will love it, I promise.
Gilligan, fan of the Island I see? Ever wonder how the Professor can make engines, steam power, solar power, equipment, wood cars and he can't or couldn't design a damned boat? lol They could have got off that Island long ago. I think he was doing Ginger and didn't want to leave. His line " Am I not the most intelligent and handsome man on the Island? I can hear his bs now.
You're right it is a great way at looking at life. Reminds me of that half empty or half full glass of water. I prefer to think that the glass is simply half the size needed, but that's another story.
Fill your life with those bog golf balls first is the lesson. So so so true.
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I absolutely love the philosophy. For those of you that don't like to click links - here it is:
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours
in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the beer.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in
front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very
large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it
was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them
into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the
open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if
the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a
box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up
everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students
responded with an unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two
cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the
jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students
laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the
important things--your family, your children, your health, your
friends, your favorite passions--things that if everything else was
lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles
are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car.
The sand is everything else--the small stuff. If you put the sand into
the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf
balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on
the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are
important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your
happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be
time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. "Take care of the golf
balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The
rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer
represented.
The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you
that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a
couple of beers."
I actually saw this on StumbleUpon. Great Philososphy professor. Why couldn't my profs be as intelligent?
Anything with Beer in it has my vote. It is a cool philosophy though. One thing on it is if your job is just a pebble, your life would see mrather non-eventful as we tend to work 8 plus hours a day. That's one damned big pebble if you ask me.
Good philosophy. Thanks
GREAT FIND, Thanx
I first saw this on Delicious. Beautiful life philosophy.
Two thumbs up, Great Philosophy of life. Especially the beer part.
Loved it!
Saved and shared, thanks
Nice
Beautiful and puts life into perspective I'd say. Except I would substitue the beer for weed. Although I don't know how that would work with the jar. :)
Loved it, so did my Dad who is a Professor.
Nice philosophy to live by. I think I used up a lot of my short life thus far on the sand.
Poor little Stewie. It's the balls you need to concentrate on. Get to it before your life passes you by.
Its the sand that is fun you know.
I like this a lot. I'm going to make a poster with this saying. too bad we can't give the author credit
It is a good way to look at life. I like this and sent it to several friends.
Excellent Philosophy for a bum maybe.
I liked it.
That is a great way to look at life in general.